The Hell of Doughnuts

It was his reward

He ate joyously for hours

Doughnut after doughnut.

Every flavor imaginable.

Then hours became days

Days became weeks

Weeks became years.

He could not stand.

He could not leave.

He could not stop from eating.

The doughnuts kept coming.

This was no reward.

For one,

There was no milk.

Eric Cartman's Father is...

Jack Tenorman (whom Eric had killed and made into chili in Scott Tenorman Must Die)

 
And that..is a touch of douche.

True Colors & Defying Gravity Mash-Up

Glee fans must check this out. It's ridiculously amazing.

JACC State 2010

On Thursday afternoon, I hopped on a bus and headed to LA for the Journalism Association of Community Colleges conference at the Grand Wilshire hotel with the rest of my news team. This was the first weekend I've had off since I can't even remember. It was a really nice mini vacation. Sure there were workshops and meetings, but compared to a shift at McDonald's this was Disneyland. I entered the editorial cartoon on the spot competition. Though I lost, Mt. SAC took home the Pacesetter award and a few others in first place. It was a great experience that I won't soon forget.

Congrats to Evan, Adam, Mo, Sabina, Raul, Isai, and everyone else who took home something this weekend. I'm proud to be able to work with you guys!