Sunday, June 6, 2010

Customers I Hate

  • Guy that orders coffee but never looks or says anything at me after he orders. Just stares blankly into the side.
  • Lady that whispers when she orders. How am I supposed to hear you?
  • Guy that always insists we accept checks. 
  • Lady that drives up to the mic and asks me to wait while she finishes her phone call. 
  • Guy that thinks it's cute that to let his three year old order. 
  • Lady that orders over 50 bucks worth of food and then cancels it when she forgets her wallet. 
  • Guy that always has like 6 dogs in his car. Air it out away from the restaurant dude!
  • Lady that orders for her entire church and insists we make everything with egg-whites only. Come on we're a McDonald's. 
  • Guy that hands me six dollars worth of change and drives off before I can count it.
  • My friend Young.
I'm a petty guy at work.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

This Guy!

Taped this at Huntington Beach on Saturday. Pretty funny.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Give Me A Sign - Breaking Benjamin

See if you can find any connections to other BB vids!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Jesse Tyler Ferguson covers Lady Gaga

Mitch from Modern family sings a cover to Alejandro. Frickin awesome!

Friday, April 30, 2010

The Hell of Doughnuts

It was his reward
He ate joyously for hours
Doughnut after doughnut.
Every flavor imaginable.
Then hours became days
Days became weeks
Weeks became years.
He could not stand.
He could not leave.
He could not stop from eating.
The doughnuts kept coming.
This was no reward.
For one,
There was no milk.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Eric Cartman's Father is...

Jack Tenorman (whom Eric had killed and made into chili in Scott Tenorman Must Die)

And a touch of douche.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

True Colors & Defying Gravity Mash-Up

Glee fans must check this out. It's ridiculously amazing.